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go home
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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