No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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