I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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