quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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