She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Also, beer. Big fan.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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