oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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