also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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