we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Randomize
