You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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