ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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