they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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