D3 body, D1 cock
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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