Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
