In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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