idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You made out with two different species that night
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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