I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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