i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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