Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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