All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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