From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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