They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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