You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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