brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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