Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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