Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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