He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
