Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
her vagine was all disorganized.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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