Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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