Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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