it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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