i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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