Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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