Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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