They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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