I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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