Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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