I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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