I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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