When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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