you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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