Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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