tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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