so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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