I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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