i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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