oh god the rape fog is back!
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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