i was rollin on her like bob the builder
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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