You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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