How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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