He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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