I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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