just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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