You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have demons in me.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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