I want to have your abortion
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
